Get Clap

To be murdered/ taken out or taken care of in a violent way.

Yo nigga you stunt on me, you get clapped.

by Boss Dawg April 14, 2009

Anal Clap

Pretty much the worst STI in existance. When a friend has hooked up with someone gross, or tells you that they think they may have an STI, one is bound by a moral duty to inform them that they have, in fact, contracted anal clap.

Symptoms include: anything they complain of. Then tell them that anal clap is worse than AIDS, and it's only going to get worse. One could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) anal leakage, scabies, and loss of teeth.

1. Paul: "Bro that chick you got with last night was disgusting. You need to get checked to make sure you haven't caught anal clap off her."
Simon: "What's anal clap?"
Paul: "The worst STI in the world... Its pretty serious. And by that I mean its worse than AIDS. If your bum gets itchy tonight I'd be worried..."

2. Susan: "I'm just really worried that I might have caught an STI off that guy last week... (insert list of symptoms here)."
Dolores: "Oh dear, Susan. It sounds as though you've caught anal clap!"
Susan: "No! Anal clap is worse than AIDS! I should have known that he'd be infected with the worst STI on the planet!

by AnalClapper September 13, 2009

happy clap

when a male thrusts forward so quickly, his dick and balls slap against his stomache, causing a "clapping" sound

Sarah: At Lisa's party we dared Steven to happy clap for a beer and he did it..twice!

by chandramukhi January 23, 2008

clap your ass

Meaning Fight, Punch , and beat up somebody unexpectedly after they talked shit about you

“Disrespect my mom one more time and I will clap your ass”

by your mom gei 101 June 4, 2018

Casperize

Verb-
from Casper the Friendly Ghost-
To make something easy to understand and comfortable(i.e., transparent and friendly) that would otherwise be difficult and scary.

Making General Relativity easy to understand by dressing up like Einstein and providing very simple and tangible examples. "I wish someone could Casperize calculus for me; I have some kind of mental block against understanding it".

by KenKT March 10, 2009

make it clap

to make one's ass cheaks clap together

damn girl you got fatty make it clap bitch!

by oreo February 6, 2003

Clamping Down

When a man sticks his rod into a woman and she clamps down on his shaft until he finishes forcing him to give her children.

Tommy didnt want to have kids but when he was about to pull out the whore was clamping down

by white nigga September 12, 2016