A clause that can be invoked when you and your significant other have had no form of contact for ten days. When you two haven't talked, kissed, had sex, or any variation of the three, for that specific length of time, it's not considered cheating if you hook up with someone else. It's considered substitution.
"You dick, how could you cheat on me?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
"Shut up, bitch. Don't you know about the ten day no-contact clause?"
by kameren February 24, 2008
Get the ten day no-contact clause mug.What a girl gives a guy so she doesn't have to look at the ugly thing she's sucking just do get some god-damned eating out.
Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Alternatively so she can see his face as he gets what he deserves
Ashleigh gave Brady an eye contact blow job so she could see his face when she vomited in disgust/ bit off his insignificant penis
by Ash (who doesn't really like Brady at the moment) November 17, 2006
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If you are with a friend in the street, and they start dancing out of nowhere, then you will become contact embarrassment.
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by Chris!! May 10, 2007
Get the Contact mug.The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.
by Deagans September 8, 2005
Get the contact lens mug.US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
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