Christcels 

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians

Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.

Christcels by Dripstein February 16, 2022

Chrissy Crumble 

A phrase Used by strangers things’ fans to describe being air lifted by a villain called Vecna and get all of your bones broken and shattered.

I started screaming when Vecna did the Chrissy crumble on max

Chrissy Crumble by Howling winds July 2, 2022

Regis Christ 

A phrase you can say when you don't want to use the Lord's name in vain. First name from Regis Feldman.

Oh Regis Christ, what the hell is going on?!

Regis Christ by bonbonformonomon2 February 22, 2011

jesus harold christ 

A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you

Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!

Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie

jesus harold christ by Mr. Smart Ass September 18, 2020

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike

The Irish/UK version of Jesus H. Christ in a Chicken Basket, this phrase is used in extreme situations of shock, surprise, annoyance, or disgust. The addition of a well placed f-bomb can, of course, up the ante considerably.

"Liverpool couldn't beat Sheffield United?! Ah, Jesus H. Christ on a Bike!!!"

Helpful chap in bathroom: "I say, it appears that your penis is dripping a rather greenish looking slime."
You: "What?! JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A BIKE!!"

Jesus H. Christ on a Bike by Gaz Edmunds September 17, 2008

Chrissypoo

Only the coolest Chris' get called chrissypoo. It is not only an honor but a damn privilege to earn this title and once one is dubed and responds to chrissypoo he is bonded to this name for life

Hey Chrissypoo want to play some D tonight?

Yeah man I'll hit up that D

Chrissypoo by BuffFluff3001 February 11, 2019

steezus christ 

Purveyor of ultimate steeze,

Steezus Christ - our lord and saviour of cool

steezus christ by donramono August 14, 2017