Choking the weasel

To masturbate

Nothing. Just scoping tits; choking the weasel.

by ThatGuyInPants March 14, 2011

Scarf Choking

When you fuck somebody from behind on a cold night and you use their scarf as grip thus choking the bitch.

Ben: Yo I fucked a bitch so hard last night I wound up scarf choking her.

Tyrone: Damn dog you gave her a real good pounding

by Nguy69 November 16, 2019

Choking the turtle

Clenching one's butt cheeks to prevent a bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that 7-11 burrito, I've been choking the turtle for the last 15 minutes.

by Johnny Quag September 23, 2014

Coding_Null

This man is a wild dog fucker who is hunted by the police and has a $25k bounty!! Police want him dead or alive! He has killer over 9999k policemen!

Police: “Oh God there’s Coding_Null, what a badass!”
Coding_Null: “Oh hello police man” *pow pow*

*the police man suddenly died*

by big fat man big fat July 7, 2018

Choring

An adjective to describe a task which is both boring and a chore.

Writing this example is choring.

by Hobsnob December 27, 2007

chodin'

just havin' a good time; anything

Person 1: What up?
Person 2: Nothing much bud, just chodin'

by person#12345 March 22, 2009

Chading

The act of putting a burdon on friends or family with slight or full intent.

Chris: I can only go at 9pm is that ok?
Joe: Yes, I would go at 6pm, but I will wait
Chris: *at 8:30pm* Im too tired to go now
Joe: Wow, thanks for chading me

by Qwertgn June 15, 2017