choad

noun. Describing someone who is of lesser stature or who diplays a form of weakness. Dialect originates from Lauderdale lakes, WI.

One turtle is having coitis with another female turtle. Another turtle ambles up and knocks down the male turtle and starts having coitis with the female. As the losing turtle walks away, he can be described as a choad.

by Gregg Gillming February 26, 2005

chodigga

my retarted way of defining ~~~micheal jorisch

yo sup my chodigga u mad ghetto
i kno my chodigga im feelin da luv

by chodigga April 6, 2005

choadacabra

A spirit that has a penis wider than it is long, that eats goats among other things. When it penetrates your dreams you might enjoy it.

Megan wants a choadacabra bukkake.

by Berni69 April 12, 2017

choader

An individual in possession of a choad. Used either as literal description or figuratively, as an insult.

Poor chap, turns out he's a choader.

Get the fuck out my face, you choader!

by Big Pete December 3, 2003

choad chizzler

A choad chizzler is someone who is attempting to get fucked from behind, mostly a fag, is not getting hit in the ass, but rather missing the hole, resulting in ramming the piece of skin located between the sack, and the ass hole.

Last night I was with my boyfriend Ricardo, trying to get fucked. He was missing the hole, so I looked back and called him a choad chizzler!

by kevin huey April 17, 2007

Choad

The area between the ball sack and the ass hole.

Also known as TAINT.

"Lick my choad, bitch."

"It taint your asshole and it taint your balls...it's your taint."

by Dave October 6, 2004

choad

the 2 inch area, although may be larger in more big bodied indiviuals, from the base of the testicles to the start of the anus.

I can't believe that he got so drunk that he flashed his choad to us!

by jase dee April 17, 2007