chipotle blumpkin

to receive a blumpkin after the receipient ate a meal at the popular chipotle mexican restaurant.

jake just got a freaky bitch to give him a chipotle blumpkin. needless to say, it gave the BJ a whole new meaning.

by TYLER PRUITT November 27, 2006

Chipotle Effect

The effect where consuming a meal at Chipotle will severely delay the effects of alcohol drank afterward, until it all hits you at once.

Dude I kept taking shot after shot last night cuz I wasn't getting drunk and it hit me like a ton of bricks an hour later. I think it was the Chipotle effect after that burrito bowl.

by pizzascubbler May 17, 2016

Chapita

A word used to describe a goofy or silly individual.

1) "You see Mike moon the principal? Whatta Chapita."

by Money December 1, 2004

chipotle asshole

commonly known as the red ass, or if you eat a spicy mexican meal the day after you will probably have a chipotle asshole.

After Jonathan competeted in the jalapeno eating contest he had a chipotle asshole for a week

by T-bone 1 February 12, 2007

Chipot-head

one is addicted to Chipotle

Jake goes to Chipotle for lunch every day; what a Chipot-head!

by zenaya96 February 24, 2010

chibite

A word used by Brazilians to mean a "friend with benefits". Somebody that you are hanging out with but not quite dating. Pronounced SHI-bee-chee.

Qual é o nome do seu chibite, Maria?

What is the name of your chibite, Maria?

by Gringo no Brasil November 17, 2014

Chipiadora

Spanglish term, used to describe a female that uses men solely for selfish gain.

Juan: you trynna go to my crib baby?

Talia: yeah baby. You mind lending me some money for my rent? I'm about to get evicted.

*Juans head: damn bro, what a Chipiadora.

Juan: yeah baby, I got you. Let me get my wallet from the car first.

*tire screeches*

by Sovereign_ang March 6, 2016