Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022

bunghole chili

Explosive, chunky, and especially wet diarrhea.

Had too many of those sugar-free Haribo gummy bears this morning, and now I've been servin' up some seriously spicy bunghole chili.

by Quankypieceobootycheese January 2, 2017

Stagg Chili

The can of Chilli in my pantry (it’s kinda good)

Me: Damn, did mom get more Stagg Chili?
Brother: Yup, two cans of it.

by Nathan._. August 5, 2021

Chili Jam

Jamie Oliver's secret sauce.

Here is what can happen when one consumes it:
😀-->🤢-->🤮

Or

Burst into tears screaming "yey yeah"

"Chili Jam"
*Barfs"

by Anomalocaris July 19, 2023

Abortion Chili

Similar to a typical chili recipe, but instead of beans, you use bean size abortions

“Yeah it took a lot of time to collect the materials but I finally made my first batch of abortion chili. Crunchy!

by Bigboolin May 17, 2019

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021