F**K you
by Lacesoutrob August 12, 2009
Get the child pleasemug. A support plan for a parent (always the father regardless of the situation) to help with expenses of their children after divorce. Unfortunatly, it is based on laws written when mothers could not enter the workforce, and had no way to provide for their children. It is necessary for parents that do not have joint custody, but these days with split (50 - 50) custody, women are still awarded child support, for some unknown reason, and still bitch about it on a daily basis. Along with their Alimony payment, its a potential windfall taking a year or so to plan out. Generally, a child support seeker does this multiple times and ends up having 6 kids from 3 different fathers, and no longer has to work. Of course she is still unhappy, wonders why she is alone, and how did she manage to pick three losers in a row??? To help with her self esteem issues, she refers to the ex towards her children as dead beat dad!. This makes her feel superior, influences the kids (until they get older and realize mom was never anything more than a life support system for a pussy in the first place and never really contributed anything to society other than helping stimulate the economy with someone elses money.) As time goes on, and child support and Alimony payments dry up, they are forced to attempt to enter the work force again, only to find that you can't get a job that pays you to do nothing but bitch and sit on that ever expanding ass watching soap operas all day. Their job experience consist of working at Mc. Donalds when they were 16, and a professional waste of life from the date of marrige to present.
Ex Wife: I need some extra money for the kids Dr. Appointment this week.
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids 50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob. Blah, blah, blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?
Ex Husband: I dont understand. I have the exact same expenses you do, we share the kids 50 - 50, and I pay you child support and alimony on top of that. Then I have to split all medical bills too.
Ex Wife: You are such a piece of shit! Your a loser!
Ex Husband: You are getting all the money from me that you are going to get!!!!
Ex Wife: Why wont you work with me on this? Im trying to communicate with you?
Ex Husband: Sounds like you need to get married and divorced again so you can get even more of a free ride! You have 5 kids, 2 ex husbands and an ex boyfriend, dont have a job, and are a waste of carbon!!!
Ex Wife: Sob, sob, sob. Blah, blah, blah.
Ex Husband: Gotta go get ready and pack for my vacation with my kids and my new hootche mama. Do you wanna talk to the kids?
by Mr. Response February 15, 2006
Get the child supportmug. Female equivalent of a man child; a woman child is a woman who constantly whines, complains, and always has to have things her way 24/7. A woman child doesn't take responsibility for her actions and blames others, very similar to the man child counterpart.
Person 1: "This girl I work with complains ALL the time and is all emotion. I hope she gets upset and quits because her immaturity reminds me of high school."
Person 2: "Wow, what a woman child!"
Person 2: "Wow, what a woman child!"
by IAmManHearMeRoar October 11, 2010
Get the Woman Childmug. In summary: A young, naive child who likes to be pain in the *** to anyone older than them, with exception of annoying seniors and mature adults.
"Hey sis."
"Hi big brother! What is that?"
"It's my phone. Don't touch it."
"Can I touch it?"
"God, you're such a demon child, sis."
"Hi big brother! What is that?"
"It's my phone. Don't touch it."
"Can I touch it?"
"God, you're such a demon child, sis."
by Psychoticlife June 10, 2020
Get the Demon Childmug. by ABCDEFG,HIJKLMNOP,QRS,TUV,WX,Y October 3, 2021
Get the Special Childmug. A student who needs special help to improve in a particular subject.
This is used to emphasize a point has been repeated multiple times and the "student" hasn't been able to resolve their deficiencies.
Typically, it's for internet know-it-alls who can't read beyond their cherry picking delusions.
This is used to emphasize a point has been repeated multiple times and the "student" hasn't been able to resolve their deficiencies.
Typically, it's for internet know-it-alls who can't read beyond their cherry picking delusions.
by Ddox May 24, 2020
Get the Remedial Childmug. Like Smol bean, something extremely small and cute, or short and cute, or just extremely cute... whatever you'd like to classify as a Smol child
by Skylar B. December 30, 2016
Get the smol childmug.