chavemo

a chavemo is a chav that thinks they are 'wellard' if they slit there wrists and turn emo cos its 'fashionable'...when really they are chavs at heart... and they stil act chavvy. they also tend to show off scars and stuff (stupid) then they get tired of acting emo so they go back to their natural state (chav)
I hapen to know a few so I am (unfortunately) an expert on the subject..lol =P

Chavemo girl: omg look wat iv dun (showing arms) its coz im so depressed innit?
(chav walks past)
Chavemo girl: haha look at that chav!
Chav: your a chav!
Chavemo girl: I aint no chav!! I is emo! cant you see im depressed!

lol...

by Jayne_D October 17, 2006

Chavesty

A crime against society commited by one who is a chav. Esp, any actions they make in the public sphere which endanger or threaten those around them.

Chav: You looking at me?
Person: No
Chav: I'm going to kill you give me ten pence
Person: No
Chav: PUNCH!
Person: On floor bleeding!

by Anti Chav League September 15, 2005

chaveller

a horrid hybrid of urban dwelling and nomadic scum, often the son of a traveler brought up on an estate to become a chav but still harks back to their noble gypo ancestors

oh no that young chaveller has got a dog on a string and reverted back to the old gypo ways

by squitter October 17, 2008

chavette

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.

Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol

Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks

Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)

Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya

Goth - goths creep closer

Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.

by NoHope December 11, 2008

chaver

Biggest fucking scum bags around you usually find them wearing rockports,berghaus coats (even when it is the middle of summer)and there realy fucking stupid burberry cap that hangs off the back of there heads. you can find them on every street corner drinking white lightning asking people for money or tabs. just over all fucktards!!!

"Errr mate can a have some money av just got out of a sell and a need to ring me maa"

by Buffalosoldier March 18, 2005

chave

to shave one's genital region.

"i watched the best porno last night. the girl was totally chaved."

"that was the best chave i've ever seen."

by licatany July 24, 2008

chavering

A large gathering of chavs in one particular place. They tend to smoke or take drugs when in a chavering. As in all types of nature, they believe that it is safety in numbers.

I went to get some fish and chips, but i couldn't get to the door because of the chavering.

by kirstieissocool December 6, 2006