chatango

A chat client mostly used by people who are too butthurt to admit they are lacking an actual social life due to poor life choices made in the past, along with a slew of other unfortunate events (though they will tell you otherwise). Chatango is all they have. Pity.

I have no life. Time to hit Chatango.

by Daniel129393 July 4, 2010

Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

chamance

A bromance for chaps.

Chap, "Here's a bowl of sponge and custard for you.". Headchap, "Thank you Chap, I value our chamance more than anything."

by HeadChap December 19, 2013

Chattman

The most amazing human you could ever meet, Chattman is a person you really want to take home to your parents. He is smart, kind, loving, and has a huge penis. You want a Chattman in your life

Wow, Chattman is a real cool guy

I want Chattman to fuck me

by TheBigGuy7 September 6, 2017

Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.

Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth

by t pot January 28, 2019

chattanooga mud mask

When a guy skeets in a girls butt and pulls out. Then shit and skeet ooze from the girls butt, and the guy collects the mixture. He puts this mixture in a small dessert bowl and smears it on the girl’s face with a popsicle stick. That is a Chattanooga mud mask.

Did you see me give that girl that Chattanooga mud mask

by MaggieO September 4, 2022

chattanooga

a place were everyone is
a.a wigger
b.a crackhead
c.emo or scean
d.fucking boring

yo my ninja i went to chattanooga and scored some crack!

by fo real my ninja September 24, 2005