Chap Cheddar

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”
by MissBlob May 10, 2021
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wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.
Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.
by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018
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leather chaps

Daniel is such a leather chaps
by Ferragon April 05, 2020
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im chapped

in other words CHAPPED or CHAPTER... meanin broke as hell...dont have nothin...its over
...IT DEPENDS ON HOW U USE IT...
say u got five dollars i can borrow til tomorrow to eat, IM CHAPPED right now!!!

say homie u CHAPTER...u drunk as hell!!!
by shawt stuff March 26, 2010
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Chap Flops

Rubber flops like those provided in an academy such as the military or army usually light, loose and makes sounds as you walk
Have you seen my new Chap Flops?
This Chap Flop is too tiny to fit me.
by Banana spoon April 06, 2017
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chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.
That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.
by Lumbergfuckedher October 06, 2017
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Dick Chapping

A Non-Homosexual game performed by 2 men. The first round starts with one of the 2 placing they lips around the other mans penis' tip he begins spinning his tongue around the tip 10 times after that its the next mans turn. Each round the 2 men have to increase the number of times they have to circle their tongue around by 10. First man's tongue to touch the others tip has to post in a social media account that he has lost the game.
1. Joe and Edgar played a game of dick chapping until they were stopped by Edgar's Mom
by Rabbido February 23, 2018
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