Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro

The biggest thot/ douchebag/ whore/ tool/ hoe/ huge ass nigga. He thinks he’s the last coke in the desert. Everyone hates him but we still have to be around him. The Lion King was filmed on his nose. Acts like a sensitive bipolar princess and will make your life living hell. He’s a giraffe and makes fun of everyone who’s AVERAGE. He sucks hella toes. He’s such a hoe but he’s everyone’s side piece like French fries. Pale as a raw chicken nugget and he might get deported anyway now.

Person 1: Do you know Brian Miguel Fernandez Castro?

Person 2: Nah
Person 3: You ain’t missing out

by Toestoestoestoss November 30, 2019

Monkey.D.Castro

A sexy motherfucker who gets all the bitches

Monkey.D.Castro:

by Thát sexy motherfúcker September 6, 2021

The Fidel Castro

Where a male does a liquid shit by eating a bunch of MRE’s in Cuba and running.

I once was running a lap and did The Fidel Castro. I hated it.

by MP’s Stool November 18, 2022

caitrocksmyworld

the idiotic ramblings of a twelve-year-old boy, sparked when the aforementioned girl asked him for the time at the bus stop. He then spends the next three weeks glancing at her and following her around before abandoning said crush when he sees a tabloid photo of Maria Sharapova.

someone get this garbage off the site...

by maks August 16, 2004

weed Castro

Someone who is hoarding the joint in a smoking circle

pass it down already, weed Castro!

by andreud November 22, 2010

castro

a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!

-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."

by hofasho January 14, 2009

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton

Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.

by Jmann November 5, 2006