Definitions by hofasho

castro 

a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!

-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."

castro by hofasho January 14, 2009