Cattywhompus

Cattywhompus is when something or someone is sitting weird or being weird

Dude: did you see that guys face after I punched him, it was like all cattywhompus and shit

Other dude: no way bro

by Yesirr April 6, 2020

pulling a cathy

When you are a 16 year old who is dating someone who is in the year below therefore making them 15. This is typical 'noncy behaviour' however they make it work and are adorable so no one questions it

Harold: Oi Barbara is pulling a Cathy with Goliath

Sharron: awhhh they are too cute

Harold: but Goliath is underaged!
Sharron: Shut up Harold no one asked for your opinion Christ sakes

by Sofa King Kewl 12 March 20, 2019

Cattywampus

The word you say when you lose in Fortnite

"Cattywampus man ninja just killed me''

by Mrs.Harris May 16, 2019

cattywhumped

Cattywhumped, means knocked for a loop; totally and unexpectedly mentally slammed by an idea or concept. blind-sided

I was really cattywhumped when my son told me that he was moving to Vancouver.

by connie kennie February 3, 2008

Catty call

Shortly after one person in the group brings out their phone to show a photo of their cat, the rest follow suit, ultimately sharing photos of their cats and dogs and even kids, bringing all conversations down to a simple, “Ahhhhh!”.

We all met for coffee to catch up. But that all ended as soon as Monica showed us a photo of Miss Kitty on her phone. Then everyone was scrolling through numerous cute cat photos on their phones with the Catty call; "Ahhhhh!"

by The Poode January 28, 2010

Cathy

An extremely insecure girl whom if you date long term, will eventually and progressively disrespect you as a man more and more. She will start messaging and calling her exes and when she gets caught, "oh we are just friends". She will cry and cry and throw tantrums like a little 5 year old child in public and nothing that you do will help her. Never take her clubbing because she will blatantly check out guys and smile at them right infront of you. She will always find a way to disrespect your manlihood and when you decide to leave her she will make you feel so guilty so continue staying with her. Cathy's also have hygiene problems especially neat the buttock areas so be very careful . They are highly entitled people who are extremely immature no matter what age they are. They are unsure of themselves and never know what they truly desire. But her true desire is black guys. She just wont tell you that.

Oh you're dating a cathy? Get ready to deal with an emotional roller coaster who micro cheats on you!

by Grand slayer March 21, 2022

Cattywhompus

From the archaic Cattus-Whompus (Greek in nature) for the cowherd who was wedded to the daughter of the cousin of the son of Aries (the parents of whom were Catius and Whompius). Hence, the term was created to describe any of the Grecian cowherds who were descended from the original Catius.
This original definition gradually evolved into our more modern definition: the brand of any number of nonexistent products one may search to find in a place of trade.

You: Excuse me sir, do you have the latest Cattywhompus bag?
Clerk: Let me check our inventory.
You: Oh, I have most eagerly awaited the newest addition to the Cattywhompus line of products.

by YBB November 29, 2003