carson

carson is a player.he plays aaa hockey.dont make him mad because then he will go through your trash at night.His eyebrows and eyes are to close together.he will make u happy but not really.his birthday is may 9th 2007 so don't forget to wish him a good one.his snapchat is smitnation44

its carsons birthday today wow i thought he was dead.

by jimmie blake May 07, 2020

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Carsonism

Carson is god. Carsonism is the religion that celebrates Carson and his core pratices and beliefs. The secret will not be shared as to how he is so powerful, it will only be revealed to those who join. Let us all celebrate and praise Carson efore the day or reckoning. He is God. He is life. Bless Carson

"I believe in Carsonism. Carson is God." "Yes, yes he is."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 28, 2021

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to jerk off sitting indian style with your non-dominate hand a very popular practice in leavenworth/lansing KS

dude, i talked with derek the other day and he told me to carson and i think it changed my life

by D-STAR March 30, 2007

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