thinks all of these definitions are lame.


often called "car-sin" but doesn't care/notice anyways
My friends and I were urbandictionary'ing our names and having fun, until we typed in carson :(
by carson12345 October 15, 2008
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Carsons have big dicks and will fuck you hard. But they also chill asf and funny asf. If you meet a carson in life, fuck them.
by mayaaaaalovesdick September 14, 2017
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1) Verb meaning to take a golf club and swat at someone's testicles (ala Johnny Carson)
2)The act of holding someone's balls to the forehead in order to concentrate (ala JC's Carnac the magnificent)
3)A means to get a new car advocated by Toyota.
1)I passed out on the floor of my frat house and awoke just before Weber gave me a carson. I fled through the pantry door with my morning wood intact.
2)I wouldn't say I was her fuck buddy per see. Sure, I got off, but I was starting to suspect that she needed to think, and was only waiting till I slept before she carsoned me.
3)That Toyota Prius is looking sweet. What would the total carbon output be if I were to carson my subaru?
by Pantaloon January 9, 2008
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A sexy pie ready to fry. Super hot and sexy male that is very nice and is fun to be around.
OMG he's such a carson
by Jimmy Jimmy frank December 21, 2017
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carson, california
you know your from carson or in carson when:
- you see a shit load of filipinos
- you go to the del amo mall just to hang out with friends
- you rep Carson high like no other
- you play ball at either vets or calas
- you know the carson song...
Breezin'
- if you know one person, youll know half the city.
- if you go to a party in carson, most likely everyone will be there.
- if you tell your friends about a party and to keep it lowkey, when its time for the party, everyone in the whole world is there.
- all you see is rice rockets
- you can not walk down the street without seeing someone you know
- you hang out at teds after school
- you go to st. philomenia church
- you used to go to chuck e cheese at the carson mall
- you know how to get weed.
- if someone asks for some swishers, you either go to the nearest liquor store or go to old town to steal it.
- in middle school, you used to go to foster freezes to hang out.
- in elementary, you used to go to the library and hang out.
- you claim a hood, gang, or family click.
- everyone has steeze
- everyone jerks
- everyone gets hyphy at partys.
- most of the guys freestyle
- there are usually drama at parties
- most of the girls are sexy
- you hang out with alot of people outside of carson.
- you usually have bonfires at hunington
A: Aye you wanna buy me some swishers B?
B: Yeah, lets go to old town. You talk to the cashier, I'll take it.
A: Fasho.


A: Aye did you hear about that party?
B: Yeah, I heard that shits gonna be crackin.
A: HELL YEAH, hit everyone up!


A: BREEZIN!!! THROUGH MY CITY! FEELIN' FLY eEE I. everyones having a good time.
carson cityyyyy. yeeah we chilln'
by carson rep. March 30, 2009
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