Carpet Time

The duration of your feet resting comfortably on the floor mat while on cruise control.

Dude, I had 20 continuous minutes of carpet time on I-85 on my morning commute. How lucky was that?

by Dr. Howard Hevalaqua, II January 16, 2012

Carecrica

pendejo, dumbass, pussy face

eres un carecrica!, You're a dumbass!

by Ezio Rivera May 10, 2014

Carpet-rolling

The act of one embarrassing another to the point of sabotaging them in some way, shape, or form. Origin: Rolling a dead body in a carpet and disposing of it.

I met my heroes at the show last night but my friend was being such a pain; she carpet-rolled me, and I think they got the wrong impression of the both of us.

I tried to talk to her when we ran into each other, but her mom was carpet-rolling our whole conversation.

I'm sorry I was carpet-rolling you at the party last night, I was just jealous.

by dune_flowers July 17, 2016

Carpenter's Dick

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

by incufilter November 14, 2016

side carpet

When the bush prodrudes from the side of a females lower garment. From the same family as "under boob"

Can I get some under boob? Maybe some side carpet? Something! -Artie Lange

Hey Todd, check out the side carpet on her!

by Dr feltersnatch May 18, 2017

human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.

im a human carpet.

by yo-yo im the cool kid June 3, 2018

weird_carpet_stain

The coolest and cutest person ever. The person who when you first see you never wanna look away from them. The funniest person who can actually take a joke and doesnt be a party pooper. The nicest person who always backs you up when they see you getting bullied and being put down. The kind of person who always wants to be your friend no matter what species or race or gender you arr because this person loves everyone and everything.

Person 1: Omg is that weird_carpet_stain?
Person 2: Yes it is omg. They are the coolest and nicest person you will ever meet.

by krystalnotfound June 30, 2021