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cannibal bully

A person who bullies other bullies in the name of justice
John: Did you hear about the new kid? People call him a cannibal bully

Kiel: Yeah apparently he gets information about jerks and use it against them
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Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder

A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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Cannibals

You know the horrific thing about cannibals is NOT that they are eating you; it's that YOU know that you're the same but THEY DON'T know that you're the same.
Cannibals "Argh! I'm gonna eat you!"

Food "No! Wait! I'm people too! Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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Dishrack Cannibal

A person who takes recently washed (or dirty but re-useable) kitchen utensils or crockery from a dish rack rather than taking new ones out of the drawer or washing their own.
Zak: There are no clean teaspoons in the cutlery drawer...
Sara: Just use a dirty one from the dishrack - it's all tea!
Zak: Eww gross! You're such a dishrack cannibal!
by peanutismint July 14, 2011
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Sustenance Cannibal

A person who eats another person not just to terrorize their enemies but instead for it's sustenance
"Have you seen that cannibal Haitian warlord named barbecue?"

"Yeah I have but I think he's more of a Shock Cannibal than a Sustenance Cannibal"
by Tim's Beanie March 14, 2024
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NDEC Cannibalism

NDECC, Nondestructive Ethical & Consensual Cannibalism. This means it is done very sparingly to avoid lasting harm to the donor or consumer, or it is done with amputated tissue. (Think foot taco guy). Another example would be the practice of eating the placenta after a baby is born. NDECC Includes the practice of vampirism when done safely.
May sometimes be done as a sexual fetish but it is not exclusively a sexual practice, and may have significance to some for spiritual reasons.
"I support NDEC Cannibalism"
"Wtf that's weird"
by trevor465545 March 29, 2024
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cannibal caviar

When you suck a female's vagina so hard some ovaries get in your mouth.
I sucked this bitches cunt so hard she deposited cannibal caviar in my mouth.
by SmegmaFarter840 August 7, 2022
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