nose candy

1. cocaine

2. any other drug that can be snorted

after we snorted that nose candy i was up all night

by Powder4thaHoes June 10, 2011

Free Candy

(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.

Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"

by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011

water candy

Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.

Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")

by GarthF February 8, 2006

ear candy

Hearing either your favorite kind of music, or hearing someone with an accent that you just adore.

MMMMmmmmmmm.....that girl from Chicago has such a lovely accent.

by Phil Mehard March 23, 2005

cotton candy

Pussy; the cotton being the hair, and the candy being the pink hole and surrounding pink areas.

Juggalo A: Did she shave the cotton off?
Juggalo B: Hell yeah dog, straight candy.

by StillBorn April 29, 2003

want some candy

a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.

Hey old man.... want some candy.....

Hey little boy..... looks like you could use some candy

by Slimslope May 22, 2006

Sky Candy

Medium slutty and promiscuous stewardess in uniform.

Check out that sky candy!

by Average Bob September 26, 2006