by Powder4thaHoes June 10, 2011
Get the nose candy mug.(n.) The most likly bait a pedo will use. Most likely obtained from the end of a white van with no windows, white, and has "Free Candy, Totally Legit" written in brown, red or black paint. Found in parks, playgrounds, schools, and sometimes disguised as a Ice Cream Truck, but instead serves free candy and molestation.
Mom: "what did you do in School today son?"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"
Billy: " i got Free Candy!"
Mom: "WHAT!?"
Billy: "yea it came with the tight pants and shirt. He took a picture of me as well!"
by BillyMacDiddy January 22, 2011
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Small ice cubes that you give your kids from your drink at a restaurant or McDonald's or wherever to keep them quiet and happy.
Dad: "Hey, kids, want some water candy?"
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")
Kids: "Yeah!"
Dad: "OK, but now be quiet while I eat my steak." (thinking to himself, "Silly little munchkins.")
by GarthF February 8, 2006
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Get the cotton candy mug.a phrase used when you see some old bastard on the street with no teeth.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.
Also can be used when you see a little kid walking home from school so you can scare him to shitting his pants.
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