Oral canal

An optional point of insertion for the male sexual reproductive organ.

When anticipated an eruption, he navigated his dick canoe down his lady patrons oral canal.

by Dr Jerry Anderson October 27, 2018

velvet love-canal

the passage way to the heart, velvety

Bob: 'Whats a Velvet love-canal?'

Dave: 'Its the passage way to your heart, fancy a trip?'

by myhandleisanon August 30, 2015

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.

While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.

by QueenB85 February 3, 2017

Salty Canal

Having sex with your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Bro, I totally took a swim down the salty canal!

by Iloveturtlesjustbecause August 14, 2016

Canal

The Canal, a genuine art in white trash neighborhoods. It is the process of placing a bottle of water inside of the anus, allowing the bottle to completely empty. Afterwards, you proceed to have sloshy anal sex.

Jim: "Man remember that girl I met in the trailer park last week?"

Steve: "Yeah man... Brandi was her name right?"

Jim: "Yeah man... She taught me about the Canal..."

Steve "Dude...."

by Mindless TV June 6, 2018