Camping

When you have house guests and you have to go outside to masturbate.

"My in-laws are in town all month. Looks like I'm going have to camping this weekend. I hope the mosquitoes aren't too bad. Last time, I had a skeeter on my Peter."

by 3viliv3 June 9, 2019

outlet camping

When your phones gonna die so you camp out by the charger outlet all night.

My phone was at 10% and I was in an insta fight with some chic so I grabbed a blanked and went outlet camping

by Unicorn.heart.KissMyAssFanGirl August 21, 2015

Cunt-Camping

1. Women committing inconsiderate acts in public that piss most considerate normal people the fuck off, as a result of a complete willful lack of self-awareness

2. The uncontrollable urge to start an argument or "take a stand" against anything said by a man, regardless of truthfulness

See that chick over there cunt-camping and taking up 3 seats on the bus with all her crap

by Beach Bum Dill June 19, 2017

desert camping

When you earn a DUI weekend and have to do the three day jail weekend, you tell your boss you are desert camping.

Me: Hey I can't come in this Saturday.

Him: Why not?
Me: I have a desert camping weekend scheduled before I took this job.

by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018

hood camping

hood camping is the process of completing the challenge of sleeping outside for a night

hey john wanna go hood camping; sure bob but where are we gonna sleep; anywhere john lol

by evanstg54 June 15, 2018

Moist Camping

Another term for camping in the rain .... Moist,Wet....

Anyone down for some hiking and moist camping?

Fuck I love moist camping...

by Bill furry September 24, 2018

Dry Camping

Camping alone. Similar to dry humping; you go through all the motions but don't get any.

Jim goes dry camping all the time because his wife won't go with him.

by TRTLGRL August 23, 2019