Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

by TranceMasterJohn July 20, 2011

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Group Shiteo Calling

The act of multiple people joining a Skype group video chat while taking a shit.

Brady,Nick and Devon were all group shiteo calling last night and I joined just as the last turd dropped.

by Doctor Moonlight April 30, 2014

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Calling Mom

An alibi for jacking off without being interrupted by a nosy roommate. Often serves as a replacement to fixing a broken lock or crooked bedroom door.

"No, I don't think Drew can come to the pool with us. He's calling mom and you know how chatty they get. We better just leave him alone in his room for the next few hours."

by billyelmo October 5, 2009

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A Kurupt song in which he tears apart DMX, 50 Cent, Ja Rule and Irv Gotti, The Ruff Ryder's, Murder Inc, Nas, Foxy Brown, AZ and Nelly.

Shout-outs To Xzibit, RBX, CNN, Jay-Z, DefSquad, DefJam, Eve, Canibus, Wu-Tang, Daz, The Lox and The Dogg Pound.

Often incorrectly criticised as exascerbating the east-west coast tension...However he actually shouts-out to a fair few East-Coast rapper's.

He hates DMX because DMX said he slept with Kurupt's girlfriend at the time, Foxy Brown.

by Diego November 30, 2003

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