cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

Cack Sucker

A person from Missouri (Oilfield Slang)

by Anonymous February 9, 2003

cack

Cack
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1) A morning radio show on 91.8FM in Auckland, New Zealand.

2) Byproducts of digestion like methane gas and faecal matter

1) Were you listening to Cack on the Radio this morning?

2) Fucken Hell!! that cack reaks!!

by Ginge October 24, 2003

Guff-Cack

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

cack pipe

noun. The anus. The poo chute.

My Sigmund Freud's are killing me. It feels like I'm passing broken glass through my cack pipe.

by wotsit September 5, 2003

cack gabbler

When a chick is choking on some dick.

That girl is swallowing a dick, look at that cack gabbler.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1608289

by timmad December 22, 2008

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010