Cuban Dragondildo

Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.

Dragon 1 - "I have a Cuban Dragondildo"
Dragon 2 - "Shove it up your ass faggot"

by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016

cuban chuck

normally a sweaty fat male from cuban living in new jersery ,hangs around schools preying on young girls, a cuban chuck is bald and toothless

that cuban chuck walked passed me a smiled disgustingly

by tylolex July 2, 2016

Cuban handshake

When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.

She just gave him a Cuban handshake

by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023

Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.

I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!

by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016

Cuban Fury

A heterosexual act of coitus wherein upon climax the male partner extinguishes a cigar on the female's left butt-cheek.

Dude, I had a wild time last night. She let me use Cuban Fury!

by Elroy P. Honkey October 4, 2023

Cuban Torch

The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.

You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?

Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.

by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011

cuban teabag

The act of dunking a prolapsed sexual organ into someone’s throat.

“Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”

“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”

“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”

by Teevmeister July 12, 2022