A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug. When you walk up to a guy, say hi pappi, rub their back, and grab their crotch all without saying hello.
by ToiTroubleLove November 6, 2023
Get the Cuban handshakemug. It it where you wrap the mans penis in tobacco leaves when he ejaculates u then roll up the tobacco leaf and smoke his cum.
by ahatch52 November 20, 2020
Get the Cuban handjobmug. The act of forcing someone to drink gasoline and then throw a lit match into their mouth and observe them as their body burns from the inside out.
You stinking cockroach fuck you think I won't Cuban Torch you?
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
Please don't Mr. Montana! I don't want to burn from the inside out.
by TheCrazyCuban999 October 10, 2011
Get the Cuban Torchmug. The most handsome alpha ever. Has a lot of alphas and is very loyal. Very hot and dominant while also a bit controlling. Extremely hot and has pheromones that smell like heaven. Very popular. Dominant while also very submissive. Hybrid.
I-i-is that cuban kaeya?
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
Of course no one could mistake someone to hot and submissive like Cuban Kaeya!!
by Gay rando! April 25, 2022
Get the Cuban Kaeyamug. “Hey Phillip? Veronica gave me a Cuban teabag last night, I totally came!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
“Wow Jason, you’re one fucked up son of a bitch.”
“Fuck you Phillip, you are such a virgin!”
by Teevmeister July 12, 2022
Get the cuban teabagmug. by Gaznvee January 15, 2023
Get the cuban dipmug.