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The Crusades

Basically…The 2022 Oscars if Chris Rock were the Islamic Nations and Will Smith were the Christians. Under the ruling of the Roman Church, followers sought out to take back the Holy Land from Islamic nations that ruled over it. Over time, these battles turned into anti-Islamic aggressions and ruthless animosity that resulted in over 1.7 million deaths (equivalent to 34 million people in modern times)
The Roman Catholic Church intended to use The Crusades to regain control of the Holy Land, however, it indirectly highlighted bigotry towards anti-Islamic values
by Religion and Cults Inc. April 11, 2022
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Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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Crusades

I mean... Morality aside... Pretty badass though right? I think I would have made a good crusades guy.
Hym "Seriously. If I would have been a part of the crusades I'd be all 'FOR JESUS!!!' and the villagers would be all 'ARRGH! JESUS NOOOOOOOO!!' and then some guy would come out of nowhere and be all 'Allahu Akbar!' and he'd stab me and I'd be like 'BLEERGH!' and then I'd be dead...
by Hym Iam August 15, 2023
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Crusade

Letting fake members into a group chat to quickly. Then creating an organization to eliminate these people from society and the group chat.
by shenyunsavior December 26, 2019
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Social crusader

Liberal extremists from California spreading their socialistic agenda to the rest of the western United States.
The damn social crusaders are invading Colorado
by King Blanco $420$ November 13, 2020
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Crusader(s)

A man & member of culture and fights for the modern day holy land.
The Crusader(s) of The Modern day were the members of the Shrek Babushka Religion.
by Definememespls October 11, 2021
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The Ketchup Crusader

The ketchup crusader is a cryptid in the larger tristate area. He lives in the woods and eats garbage. If you approach the ketchup crusader he will appear as one of your cousins. You know the cousin, but you do not remember their name(this disguise only affects his head, the rest of his body appears the same, in his classic armor). You must pretend that you know the cousins name, if the ketchup crusader finds out he will cut off on of your fingers and eat it. If you figure out it’s the ketchup crusader, he will show you his true face, and reward you with a finger he cut off of someone.he wears a completely red crusader armor, with no helmet and a green thong underneath.(gif unrelated, not what he looks like)
“Hey bro, did you know that the ketchup crusader’s real face looks exactly like Bruce Campbell?” “No way dude that’s crazy
by Harry Balls Man May 7, 2024
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