by bakertexas August 23, 2008
What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!
by poostainD June 27, 2011
A Disabled Person who flaunts their "Supposed Wealth" and nearly always has the NEWEST powerchair, and in reality looks down their nose at anyone who has not got the NEWEST, LATEST WHEELCHAIR.
"Look at her in the wheelchair all Gucci and Prada, sitting there in her Swede Elite wheelchair" "Bloody designer Cripple".
by yrubnekcarb November 06, 2009
by Dell Laditude E6410 May 28, 2020
The numbness and muscle weakness that comes from sitting on the toilet for too long. You struggle to stand up because prolonged sitting has compressed the nerves and blood vessels to your legs. poop paralyzed, doo doo legs, crapper, bathroom, toilet, the throne, the john, crap, bm, bowel movement, butt
I sat down on the toilet and watched an hour tv show and when it was over, my legs were so numb and weak that when I tried to get up, I collapsed to the floor. I was a crapper cripple.
by joecoolthefool January 06, 2016
by 11+ mock editor August 02, 2017
someone who needs support stilts in order to vocalize their opinion because they can't climb the great social ladder or step up or git heard. they need special ramps for easy entry and considerations. they don't need to hold the sacred kon or stick in order to speak like everyone else; they speak however and whenever they want to.
help hold up this social cripple will you? she's heavy as an oxen free and i'm afraid i'll say something that will let her down.
by Chloe Sprite November 20, 2007