thread crapping

Making off-topic posts in a thread on a message board.

This has nothing to go with the subject, stop thread crapping you idiot!

by cvrefugee February 3, 2005

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Clipping Fingernails

The act of getting ready for sex; it refers to clipping fingernails in order to make fingering pleasurable.

Yeah, Sarah told Bob that she would do him, so he was clipping fingernails all week!

by 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅱️🅰️ September 18, 2018

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Crippsing

To satisfy a woman sexually in a way that you probably shouldn't tell your mates about and then have her roll over once done and go to sleep. Then to tell your mates about it.

"She screamed like someone was murdering her then just rolled over and ignored me,...can you believe it!"

"You really shouldn't share stuff like that, you dillweed, now I'm going to have to tell everyone that your a loser who tells his mates stuff he should really not share. Let's name it Crippsing"

by Titleist69 November 13, 2009

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crapping out a kid

When a woman bears multiple children, under a year apart, from multiple fathers whose identities are unbeknowst.

Tammy Lynn is due for crapping out a kid this week, that makes number 4. Just in time for her 21st birthday, hope all 4 baby daddies can attend.

by obgynfolifelrar April 19, 2014

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dust cropping

The action of wafting the air behind ones butt after farting.

The term is taken from the movie "I Love You, Man."

"That guy just farted."
"How can you tell?"
"He's totally dust cropping. Look at him!"

by lueby popoff September 26, 2009

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chipping it

to never have any cash when you are outwith friends,to reach in your pockets and only pull out lint,to spend your paychecks three weeks in advance,just to be a sorry bastard.

after higgens pays all of his DUI fees he will be chipping it.(no wheels,no action bahahahahaha!!!!!!!)

by yetti April 2, 2003

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