crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.

Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.

by Jamul April 4, 2008

crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015

Crab Rangdouche

An Asian looking person, who isn't actually Asian, acting like a douche at a Chinese restaurant.

Mr. Crab Rangdouche over here is taking way to long to order.

by dirt_circle_destroyer June 12, 2016

crab toe

A person that can pinch and leave a bruise on someone else with their toes.

" Man thats one hell of a bruise you have." Yeah my girl got me with the crab toe.

by irishtater78 June 1, 2007

Crab Wood

A famous dogging spot near Winchester, Hampshire, with a very ironic name.

Lets head to Crab Wood and get balls deep in some dogging action!

by GoochOfSteel July 24, 2012

Bashed Crab

A physically ugly/unattractive person likened to the sometimes messy aftermath of cracking open the shell of a freshly cooked "muddie" (mud crab for the Un-Australianised).

Bob: So what's she like?
John: Great personality, but she's got a head like a bashed crab.

by The Drovers Dog February 28, 2007

lemon crab

ashton chavis aka mamas

person 1 : "hey what's a lemon crab?"
person 2 : "mamas"

by suckmytiddy October 31, 2020