When you are tweeting at 3am, and you aren't good at spelling to begin with, it's the message that counts.
You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.
You *must* tell everyone how persecuted you feel, or you can't go back to sleep. You get so sleepy with satisfaction that the masses will understand you now, that you hit send. All is well.
by Anamar June 5, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.When you make a mistake but then try to pretend that that's what you had meant to do the whole time.
Donald Trump: "Despite the constant negative press covfefe"
Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!
Donald Trump, slightly later: "Who can figure out the true meaning of 'covfefe'??? Enjoy!
by ashmenon May 31, 2017
Get the covfefe mug.A coffee type drink that Republicans drink. It's considerably saltier than regular coffee because instead of water, we use the tears of Hillary Clinton and the Liberal media.
Every morning while sitting on my porch, I drink my Covfefe, read a book by Ann Coulter, and blast Rush Limbaugh on my radio.
by That's So Camille July 9, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.by Sp33dba11 July 3, 2017
Get the Covfefe mug.Distracting information, often false or downright nonsensical, fed to a population for the purpose of subversion. Associated with journalistic malpractice.
Years of covfefe in the press made it easy for the CIA to overthrow the democratically elected government.
Watergate was mostly covfefe.
Watergate was mostly covfefe.
by skelegate June 1, 2017
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Get the covfefe mug.Covfefe. From the President Trump tweet “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” . Before Google fixed it’s translator the Arabic sounding Cov fe’ fe came out as “ I will stand up” when translated into English. When “I will stand up” is translated into Arabic it sounds like “ So fuck off” . Therefore the Tweet really meant “ Despite the negative press coverage I will stand up , so fuck off” .
There is an alternate meaning as well. Cov is short for coverage. Fefe means ‘party’ or alternately “masturbation device”. So covefe is a portmanteau
meaning coverage that is a mutual masturbation party or in the context used “a circle jerk among Trump hating reporters”. The tweet therefore is the same as “Despite the constant negative press circle jerk coverage.
There is an alternate meaning as well. Cov is short for coverage. Fefe means ‘party’ or alternately “masturbation device”. So covefe is a portmanteau
meaning coverage that is a mutual masturbation party or in the context used “a circle jerk among Trump hating reporters”. The tweet therefore is the same as “Despite the constant negative press circle jerk coverage.
by Capitalist Crusader June 9, 2017
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