Conspiracy Theorist

Another term for a fucking retard

Conspiracy theorist: the earth is flat and nasa is a lie made by jewish reptilian people controlling our government

Person with a brain: you're fucking retarded please kill yourself

by GoatLord666 November 16, 2023

Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 09, 2018

Conspiracy Theorist

People yearning to be smart, but are too lazy to make an effort.

Mom: do something in your life for once! You're so lazy!
son: but I am a conspiracy theorist!
Mom: ohh... ok

by The truth untold February 24, 2022

Conspiracy Theorist

A term used by shitlibs to slander someone for saying something that the public doesn't already know without regardless of proof or doing their own research

Guy 1: Source? SOURCE? stupid Conspiracy Theorist!!!!1
Guy 2: Provides source, link gets censored and gets banned
Guy 1: I knew he woudnt reply

by dankm3m3rzz May 08, 2023

Conspiracy Mule

like "Drug Mule" but against Conspiracy theorists

Plural: Conspiracy Mules

I'm sick and tired of this Conspiracy mule saying something about the so-called Great Reset

by Porg009 January 14, 2024

Elon Conspiracy

The words you are saying do not represent what is actually taking place.

Hym "Which makes you complicit in the Elon conspiracy. The soon these progressive freaks get exposed for lying the better it will be for the people for whom they purport to advocate. That isn't what's happening. You likely know that isn't what's happening. So, why are you choosing to be complicit? BREEDER DICTATORSHIP! He is lying to preserve the breeder dictatorship and they are sacrificing everything to make to so."

by Hym Iam February 08, 2025

conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.

The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.

by Ontological June 28, 2018