The Concert Drop

When returning from a concert or sporting event, you drop onto your bed or couch from pure exhaustion late in the light or early in the morning.

Bitch: Dude, last night you scared the shit out of me!
Mike: Wha'd I do?
Bitch: Know how you went to see Sublime last night, well you came in and missed the concert drop on the couch.

by Qwertymf5 May 30, 2010

“It ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

A phrased use towards someone being said or having a whinge or just plain feeling sorry for themselves. It’s said in reference to Justin timber lakes song “cry me a river”. To let those know, just get over yourself, life isn’t that bad so dry cry me a river, get over it.

Person winging: why does this always happen to me, what’s the point of trying
Mate: come on mate, “it ain’t a Justin Timberlake concert”

by Badassbossbassbitching July 6, 2019

MF Doom Concert

A MF Doom concert is a virgin gathering.

Tim: Hey Joe, you going to the MF Doom concert tonight?

Joe: I have a girlfriend man, I can't come sadly

by Storrie May 27, 2020

Concert

Any performance given on a stage that is not a play.

David Spade's concert was very funny!

by PC Answer Guy June 18, 2018

Post Jonas Concert Disorder

The horrible feeling you have after a Jonas Brother concert because it had been long anticipated but it now over.

(two weeks after Jonas Brothers concert)
Amanda: Gah, I don't know what's wrong with me. It started not long after after the concert.

Me: Ah, you have Post Jonas Concert Disorder.

by WhatTheFrankie?! October 20, 2008

Shower concert

Taking a shower baked/high from smoking weed, while listening to your favorite jams.

Dude just had an amazing shower concert jamming to tame impala.

by Leebull March 12, 2020

concert hands

ugly hands with ugly fingers

uma thurman has concert hands

by pamelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 19, 2009