Coldplay

A pretty shit band

Girl: what about Coldplay?
Boy: Coldplay sucks!
Girl: Nobody asked
Boy: Well nobody asked you to bring a pretty shit band into this

by Lil Skelly August 31, 2020

coldplay HR and CEO incident

An overrated topic that people circlejerk about. Seriously, it’s old news by now. Anyone who brings it up is full on flogging a dead horse.

The coldplay HR and CEO incident is overrated now. Find something else to talk about.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 24, 2025

Coldplayed

Adj: a way to describe the act of being caught having an affair

I can’t believe that CEO got coldplayed and became a meme.

by anonymous July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be publicly shamed for having an extramarital affair.

Andy Byron got caught with his mistress on the Jumbotron last night. Bro got Coldplayed!

by MindiB July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

To be caught or called out for doing something or being with someone you should not.

The CEO was coldplayed on the kiss cam with his mistress at a concert.

by J Wub July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.

Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."

They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.

Did you hear Jeffrey got Coldplayed at the Lakers game last night and now he's getting a divorce?

by Jacaranda July 19, 2025

Coldplayed

COLDPLAYED /'kould, pleid - verb
1. The act of being unintentionally exposed while cheating, especially in public, usually during major events.
2. To be seen at the wrong place with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Synonyms: Gotcha'd, Busted,
Publicly Played
Related Terms: Gotcha'd - secret getaway spot for lovers
Snapture - when someone snaps a pic that ruins your life

"Bro thought he was safe in a crowd of 80,000. He got Coldplayed hard.

by Cuozzimoto July 19, 2025