Bathroom centaur

Two people having sex while standing up, both facing forward on a bathroom cubicle, and their feet are visible from the outside of the cubicle.

I thought I just imagined it, but I swear saw your girl's shoes in the front legs of a Bathroom Centaur.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

itchy conga balls

when your balls are so itchy so u start playing the conga drums

some random guy : my balls itch why do they have to be so hairy
*random guy find conga drums*
some random guy : i hope this will help itch my balls
*starts playing the conga drums to help his itchy conga balls*

by leeisnotfunny November 6, 2021

call centre conga

What happens when you have a problem with a product or service you purchased that requires multiple separate departments in a company (in some cases, whole separate companies and subcontractors) to work together to solve, but the company structure is such that no department ever actually talks directly to any other department about anything (or even has any means of doing so), and no department is ever allowed to do something on behalf of another.

You'll be bounced endlessly back and forth between a string of ostensibly cheerful, helpful people, with long hold times between each and every one, getting a different person whenever you're sent back to a department you already spoke to, and every single time you have to explain the entire problem all over again from scratch, plus everything that every previous department has told you up to that point. Never actually solves any problem; this hellish sequence invariably ends when someone hangs up on you by accident when they actually meant to transfer you yet again, whereupon you have to start over from square one.

Zen are the worst ISP ever; they had me doing the call centre conga for weeks.

by ZQT43 March 12, 2014

Beat up John Cena

The act of beating the shit out of professional wrestler and actor John Cena.

"I'm gonna wrap some presents for my kids, with my hot Asian wife... and then I'm gonna BEAT UP JOHN CENA!"

by KeepOnRollinBayBay March 10, 2020

John Cena

One of the worst wrestlers in the history of professional wrestling. Little Kids and girls love him, men aged over the age of 18 who have stayed loyal to wrestling throughout their years hate him because they can see through his bullshit. John Cena has 5 wrestling moves aka 'the 5 moves of doom' usually in a match he gets beaten up for mostly the entire time and then just before you think he is going to lose John Cena comes back to life using those 5 moves and ends up winning. John Cena is the coverboy for the wwe pg era

Quote from CM Punk 'John Cena I don't even hate you, I hate the fact this idea that your the best.. because your not... I'm the best'

by best in the world December 18, 2011

ceng

The most awesome deity in the world. He is like the Arceus of humanity. Has pretty huge dick and great endurance in sex.

Holy fuck, dude. That's so dope. You're just like Ceng.

by cookize July 18, 2016

Centaurus Highschool

Centaurus Highschool is the home of the bitch asses.

you can meet a lot of different people at Centaurus Highschool. You got your yeehaw bois, your rich white drug dealers, hot Cheeto girls, blue haired homosexual astrology hoes, your potheads, "where my hug at" pussy ass men, bitches that cry when they get an A minus and bitches that have been there for the last 7 years. also there's bruce.

academics are okay. the teachers are fucking wack though, most of them are bald. but some are really swag.

Bro 1: Yesterday at centaurus highschool I saw a fight between a yeehaw boi and a bitch with dyed hair.
Bro 2: That's crazy. I saw a fight between a hot Cheeto girl and a where my hug at dude.

Bro 1: Damn bro that's crazy.

*They make out*
Bro 2: "No homo though"

by Scott's Tot September 12, 2021