candijew

A candidate for some position (i.e. President) that is also a Jew.

Mayor Bloomberg is considering being a candijew for president.

by Lexfor July 19, 2007

Candace

Candace is one of the most amazing people you would meet. She is very straight-forward about everything and is very beautiful on the inside and out. If you ever get to be friends with a Candace consider yourself to be very lucky. She would cry if you did and she would be with you every step of the way so whatever you do don't let her go.

Person 1: Omg are you friends with Candace
Person 2: Yessss
Person 1: Can you introduce me?
Person 2: Yeah ofc she would love you

by Jazzzie October 4, 2020

do you know who candice is

A clever alternative to asking who joe is.

Me”Do you know who Candice is?”
You”No who is Candice?”
Me”Candice dick fit in yo mouth AHhhHH!”
You”Explodes.”

by Mike Hawk19 July 10, 2021

andes candies

having anal sex after rubbing vick's vapo rub on your penis.
it give a burning and cooling sensation all at the same time.

so called because andies candies is mint covered in chocolate

my girl wanted to try somthn new and was workin my last nerve so i used vicks instead of lube and gave her some andes candies. that shut her up

by CHINO MALO October 3, 2007

Candina

A younger sister, grew up in Southern california. Very attractive, and super dope. She loves cats named Gangsta Lee, and usually always has some kind of interesting story to tell.

Hey did you see that dope ass chick?

Yes, I did... actually her name is Candina.

by Twisteeness July 16, 2010

Candice

Candice is confused about the Candice jokes so a Candice is going to tell you who a Candice is. A Candice is a woman who has been threw more shit than most people would ever be able to handle yet still be able to smile and see the beauty in people and life. She is strong and independent does not need a man to leech off of or take care of her she comes with everything she needs all she asks for is love honesty and respect. She has a beautiful mind, likes to party but only with the right people, she's sexy she's smart and loyal.

Dude, I hung out with Candice last night and that woman blew my mind! Not only is she the beautiful everything about her is sexy . I'm going to marry Candice

by Crazy Candy November 4, 2021

Candice

If you are searching this you've probably been hit and annihilated by the "Candice dick fit into your mouth". Brain will shrink down by 1000% and symptoms might include gayness. seek immediate medical assistance.

guy1: dude, i heard candice got pregnant
guy2: who's candice?
Guy1: candice dick fit into your mouth?

by gay-ass-nigga-guacamole-penis October 21, 2019