military catfish

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017

Catfish Dogfight

Using a fake emergency (usually involving and immediate family members illness), to abort a date once discovering you have been catfished.

Such as what happened to Michael Anderson, Crescent head 2017

Remember when we helped Michael catfish dogfight that complete lemon at crescent head

by Quasimodo21 February 25, 2017

catfish baby

A catfish baby is when a female fakes a pregnancy along with fake ultrasounds or an ultrasound of someone else's baby to go with the lie

I can't believe she faked a pregnancy for 9 months and had a baby shower for this catfish baby

by Xavier Darkmoon February 5, 2019

Catfish dick

Fuck that dude/chic and there msg

Man I was at the store and someone catfish dicked me so it went straight to delete

by Iaintgotnowritersblock October 20, 2019

catfish noodling

Reaching down deep underwater into a dark hole and wiggling your fingers as bait hoping that a giant catfish will clamp down on your hand so you can pull it out of the hole, without getting pulled in yourself. It's a pretty stupid sport actually, and people have gotten killed by it...

I went catfish noodling, and all I got was my hand chomped off

by Tami August 25, 2005

Catfish gasp

When you pump your girls legs toward her chest when you pull out and shes on her back. The air rushing in her snatch sounds like a catfish gasping for air!

I gave her a catfish gasp last night

by Dirty Renny and the ESC boyz July 5, 2014

Catfish face

The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.

Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!

Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?

Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!

by Painterfromhell October 22, 2018