Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator September 6, 2015

Peoples Carrots

A penis or pee-pee dink.

Antony got kicked in the peoples carrots.

by McLovin12 March 22, 2008

Carrot sock

When you put carrots in a sock with a ball for your dog to chew.

Hey hows that Carrot sock working? Great

by Gazyoofder December 4, 2019

Carrot Water

Its when a nice friend of yours puts 2 carrots in your water.

person1: *forcefully tries to feed carrot*
person2:STTOOPPP!!!!
person1: *puts carrot in water*
person2: great now i have carrot water.

by Carrot.water December 3, 2021

Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

Carrot Top

Someone who has orange hair, creates the term '40 for a half.' and dislikes meal vouchers to give as gifts .. like to pretend they are loaded but proper skint. Is a mummies boy through and through and crys many times when his mum doesn't give him a kiss and cuddle before bedtime. Also likes to disrespect woman and has a dick like a frankfurter.

Have you heard about the new ginger guy...
Carrot top

by Marmite332 November 25, 2022

Carrot Dragon

A person who explosively loses their lunch. The expulsion has such force that it resembles the fire breathing qualities of a mythical dragon. As ever with vomit, the assured presence of carrots is irrespective of consumption or non-consumption of the protagonist.

Man, Taran woke me up at 4 am last nice doing a full on carrot dragon. It was on the drapes bro.

by Dave Ford May 29, 2023