Romanian car wash

When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.

A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.

by AnnexationofBritain January 26, 2026

Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

puerto rican car wash

Urinating on an object with the goal of cleaning said object

Yo Holmes, Honda Civic is mad dirty, I'm about to give that shit a puerto rican car wash

by Jhutchftw April 28, 2016

san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises

Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.

by Phdcarl August 8, 2017

Scenic Suds Car Wash

A car wash that looks like the Wacky Factory at Lake Winnie

Scenic Suds Car Wash is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 22, 2022

New Orleans Car Wash

Sex act in which a pre-op male to female transexual pees in the partners butt.

I can't believe George only paid 15 bucks for a New Orleans Car Wash.

by CSG Spender November 3, 2023

I wash de car

Something that Dhar Mann fans say in his live stream chat.

RandomUser: I wash de car
RandomGirl: OMG I AM CRYING

RandomUser2: I wash de car

by kingknb December 15, 2021