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Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...
by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022
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Los Angles Cafe is a Group on roblox and Discord! It contains a variety of people. The Holder of the Group is Nikita, to see about him say !urban Nikita.
LAC Worker: Hello, do you want some drinks?

Customer: Yes, I'll have a green tea!

LAC Worker: Here you go. Anything else?
Customer: No thanks!

LAC Worker: Make sure to come on down to Los Angeles Cafe for food!
by Spyhf June 20, 2021
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Cafe Zorva is an Indian den of iniquity located in the lands of Sorvagur Faroe Islands, that fronts as a benign cafe, but is in reality a mongrel fueled, sinister child trafficking network, where unsuspecting prey are lured in by the premise of curry and pizza, to then be knocked unconscious with a cricket bat upon stepping foot in the facility, awakening fettered to a wall, where they are then spoon fed gruel and sent to Romania, becoming Andrew Tates promiscuous little plaything until being freed and smuggled out of the country as a reward for engaging in bouts of woe stricken, hedonistic indentured servitude of homo erotic debauchery, including years of pleasing darkling fiends.

All of this was evinced back in April 2024, when a brave, yet ambiguous lad stumbled unawares with two of his compatriots to this cafe, and after espying the cafe flying an Indian and Faroese flag, followed by envisaging a bald brown man leering at them from the window, while peculiarly rubbing a handkerchief, fled, driving away from facility and to Magn Miðvágur, where a delectable sausage was enjoyed. After this anonymous witness reported his findings, many others, emboldened by the lads bravery, began outlining their similarly peculiar and often traumatic experiences, further cementing the fact that this hollowed out coven of sin is an incorrigible abode of ill repute.
I was going to brutally maul, kill, set alight and rape John, but I sent him to Cafe Zorva instead. Rajesh and his cronies will do much worse to him than I ever could. That'll teach the cunt.

You think that my phallus stretched and hurt that gaping mouth of yours too much? Just wait till Cafe Zorva's staff bring out the whips and rulers, then you'll know what true agony feels like.
by TroothTellahh September 18, 2024
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the most degen place known to mankind, houses some of the dumbest people in the world who spend their lives trying to get dyed pixel armor.
Exotic Cafe has so many dumbasses
by oqh a August 8, 2022
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the 1 stop shop to buy exotics
yeah i buy all my exotics at the exotic cafe
by fewsGFHREIUJGHBRel August 8, 2022
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An orange barnyard that claims to call themselves a "cafe" but in reality, has the greasiest pizza with an inch thick layer of cheese. When you try to pour Soda from the dispenser, water usually just comes out. You have to always scan your card twice because the workers can never keep up. And you always accidentally throw away a utensil in the garbage can.
"Should we go to campus or marolt cafe?"
"Marolt is ass dude"
by Marolta$$ July 4, 2018
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YahyaShafe owned a cafe in the cafe he was not that Mathe he also owns a pretty big bathe do not face the fury of Yahya shafe
Yeye Cafe foot hurts after dexter

I know
by Dextiety April 6, 2022
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