C.M.F.

Cha'mon means come on in Michael Jackson speak.

"Cha'mon mother fucka!!"

by Petay Pan November 24, 2003

Falkirk F.C

Falkirk F.C is a shite club who play in LADBROKES LEAGUE ONE

Falkirk F.C are so shite

by Falkirk Are shite November 12, 2019

C.M.F.

stands for Chamon (said sha-mon) Mother Fucker. A Phrase used by Michael Jackson

I be Petay Pan, chamon mother fucker!

by 6sic6 August 11, 2003

C.M.F

Country Mother-Fucker.Almost ghetto in nature, also known as a Bama.

Elroy is a C.M.F., he just put spurs on his air-force ones.

by T November 22, 2003

C.A.F-caf

Coughing and Farting at the same time. When one is sick, and coughing up a storm, a fart suddenly slips out.

Man I was so sick I kept caf'ing all day long...

Man did you hear her caf?

Dayum I caf'ed infront of the class!!

I explained to the class what C.A.F-caf was and they started lol..

by BigDaddyErn January 4, 2011

C.S.F.O

Camper suffers from obesity

Is not surprising C.S.F.O

by Lleexxiiee September 20, 2016

C.T.F.D

Calm the fuck down

Like oh my gawd becky C.T.F.D it is not that serious

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018