bulgarian tablecloth

a bulgarian tablecloth is a divorced woman who inserts ripe bananas into her anus for five days preventing her from shitting. when she removes the mouldy decomposing banana from her hole, a fountain of shit collapses out of her bum and it is stored in a jar until she rubs it on her ex husband.

my ex wife is such a bulgarian tablecloth! she puts ripe banana into her anus

by Dhdhdhdgshd April 3, 2025

Bulgarian Backhand

Masturbating from behind, through one's right or left leg with the hand facing palm upwards

I'm starting to get bored of plain old wanking so I thought I'd try out the Bulgarian Backhand to switch things up

by JoweyDoorsunHasCrabs May 14, 2018

Slap a bulgarian day

On March 15, slap any Bulgarian you want as it is fine

yes. today is slap a bulgarian day

by DoctorWho135 January 19, 2021

Bulgarian oyster

when a female hacks up Flem and snot and spits it on to concrete

did you see Lauren hack up and spit a Bulgarian oyster on to the footpath

by Scott_sporto the 1st September 5, 2025

Bulgarian Ball Bash

Doing Bulgarian split squats naked as someone lays under you and feels the wrath of your giant elephant sized stinky, sweaty, scrotum walloping against thou's brow.

- Dude, you HAVE to try this new exercise in the gym! It's intense
- Oh yeah? What is it?
- The Bulgarian ball bash...its insane!!

by Stinky Dick Cheese February 18, 2024

Bulgarian Bubble Bath

Shitting in the bath tub.

1: Hop in hunny.

2: Oh, my, I see you've made it a Bulgarian Bubble Bath!

1: Yup, I pooped in it.

by EijeigetsaBJ October 5, 2021

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023