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Friend:Hey why is there a pentagram in your room
Me: Join bagle

by Froakiecoolgaming September 5, 2019

Rourke’s Bulge

A geological formation situated in Salford, Greater Manchester.

I’m trying to take a photo of us posing out outside Salford Lad’s Club, but all I can see is Rourke’s Bulge! It’s massive! What a sight!

by Dutch Drippings September 8, 2016

bulge

a massive erection in your pants clumped up to make it look like a big lump in the front of your pants

Dude once I saw that hot chick i got the biggest bulge

by Drew March 8, 2005

Buge

Big + Huge = Buge. Refers to someone who is very muscular. The use of the word has expanded over time - it can also be used in replace of words such as "great", "awesome", "and "cool". When texting, you can replace the u in Buge with the american flag emoji, because America is buge. Unbuge means the opposite of buge. You can replace the u in this word with the Chinese flag because China is unbuge.

"Look at the guy lifting weights he is so buge."

Girl 1: "I got an A on my test"
Girl 2: "That's so Buge! I got a B #Unbuge."

by GoCats27 September 2, 2016

bugly ugly

Short for: "Bug Fucking Ugly!"

Someone who is so ugly it bugs you the fuck out!

Guy 1: Man that chick I banged last night was super hot!
Guy 2: Lying Bitch, that Ho was Bugly Ugly!

by SaltNPepper September 3, 2006

council house bulge

effect of a bra at lest one size too small causing a bulge over the top of the cup. Either due to someone trying to look like they have more than they have, or being too fat for an old bra.

Having nothing else clean to wear, Waynetta wore her oldest bra, even though it gave her a severe council house bulge.
Chelsea wanted to impress Kevin so she stuffed her bra with padding underneath, she thought it gave her an impressive cleavage but everyone else thought it was just council house bulge.

by MoLincs October 24, 2009

Battle of the Bulge

A decisive battle during the Second World War in which, surrounded, American troops sent out underwear model Richard Couverant to engage in one-on-one combat with model Heinrich Herzog. The bout culminated in a sword fight between their semi-erect Wilhelms. Upon seeing this, American general Anthony McAuliffe responded with a succinct: "Nuts." The win was a gamechanger for the Americans, who coerced the Germans into signing an agreement that not only would the war end, but that the DeutscheBescheidenheit Kompanie would be renamed to Calvin-Klein, a name chosen for it's being "a little American; a little German." Acclaimed war photographer Robert Capa was scheduled to shoot the event but was rebooked by clients in Normandy. In lieu of him, the military hired fashion photographer Richard Avedon. Unfortunately, to preserve the fighters' integrity, the treaty required the negatives to be burnt. Despite this, the event is survived in print due to a soldier who totally snuck a pic while no one was looking.

Sexually repressed Southerners often enjoy reenacting the Battle of the Bulge.

by yourcreepygrandpadavidlynch July 13, 2015