Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

Bruno

An absolute chad whos very being is a blessing to society. What he says is instantly reality.
also used as an adjective

Thats Very Bruno of you

by ymvme March 23, 2022

Bruno Mars

Do have any Bruno Mars

Can you get Bruno Mars

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Pulling a Bruno

Manscaping you pubic hair in to a heart, star, or anything else gay because most men keep the bush or just trim or shave it off.

Guy1: Hey man can you help me out?

Guy2: Yeah whats up?

Guy1: Can you help me I'm "Pulling a Bruno".

Guy2: Umm.. what?

Guy1: Just manscape me a heart.

by BabyNegro July 9, 2012

Bruno

literally the loml. bruno is a work of art and i want to spend every single day of my life with bruno. i would sell my soul just so i could spend every day with bruno. bruno has got me pretending that a pillow is bruno. bruno has a wonderful face and the prettiest brown eyes, and the prettiest hair. bruno could literally choke me and i would enjoy it just because we are touching. all i want to do is be around bruno. bruno is a beautiful piece of art abd all i want to do is just crawl inside of it and frolic in it's beauty. bruno is like a ray of sunshine and if i burn while basking in it, so be it. i would rather burn than not be able to feel bruno's warmth. bruno lights up my day with bruno's smile and their laugh. literally like marry me mf.

bruno is the loml.

bruno is the best!!
bruno should suck my toes tbh

by stevelacyno1fan November 5, 2022

Bruno

Bruno is the friend in the group who never has money, or so he says, and he asks other friends (especially if their is Diogo) to buy him farturas. He also is always aware of the fact that Maxi Pizza is open 24/7, which he gladly shares with his mates, in hope they'll want to go, and buy him some pizza.

Bruno has two distinct laughs, a real life one, where he just cries a lot, and virtual one that goes like this: xaxaxaxa.

Bruno: DAM, paga akela fartura

Bruno: Ent paga aí uma Maxi xaxaxaxaxaxxa a

by meidosei February 23, 2019

Bruno

The name of the voices schizophrenic people hear in there head.

Alberto, the Italian schizophrenic, said, "Silenzio Bruno!"

by Goranami7 February 16, 2022