Brocrastinating

Procrastinating: for Bros™️

Bro 1: I didn’t do my math homework!
Bro 2: Me neither, guess we’re brocrastinating.

by @rosetedchicken December 15, 2018

Brocaine

A friend who just hangs with you cause you got drugs

Is with you on every party, but dosen't wants to meet you out of them.

Boy 1: „Did you heard about Jake he’s such a Brocaine to me“
Boy 2: „Oh yeah, he’s just here if you got that kind of stuff, you know drugs.

by Girlygirlhun July 25, 2019

Brochure

(Pun on “Bro Sure”) - The most efficient method of affirming to your bro that you can indeed pass the pamphlet amongst yourselves.

“Can you pass me that pamphlet bro?”

“Brochure.”

by Lotion Vendetta August 24, 2019

Brocrastination

When you procrastinate with the rest of your bros in choosing the right gift for one of them.

Dudes went empty handed on his b'day because of brocrastination, so they gave him an e-gift card instantly.

by Pratik swycher February 9, 2020

Bocha

Bocha

Bocha

by Bocha2 April 22, 2022

Brocheller

Brampton-Ocheller, but this person would say they are from “MiSsIsAuGa”

Brochellers play Fortnite, and 2Gay

Yo JJ, you are a BROCHELLER.

by phoenixxxr January 9, 2023

special broccasion

A special occasion in which, as a bro, you are required to attend by your fellow bro's. this may include a bro's birthday, bro's bachelor party, bro's wedding, but does NOT include any occasion that would require you to see them naked. (Bro's colonoscopy, Bro's nude photoshoot etc.)

Stinson: hey, of course i will be at your bachelor party, it's a special broccasion

Mosby: uh thanks barney, but i don't trust you when it comes to bachelor parties.

Stinson: you owe me after i went to that other "special Broccasion".

Mosby: i told you not to attend my photoshoot

Stinson: ....... the photographer chick was hot

by Mad_Butcher January 7, 2011