Break up Date

the last time two persons in relationship went for an outing together before breaking up with each other. a couple, lovers.

Jamie: Jim!! this dinner could well turn into a break up date for Kim and Kanye if we didn't do something soon.

by Goti B May 11, 2015

fantasy break up

The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups

Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.

Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you

by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010

anniversary break up

when someone breaks up with you on your anniversary

Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"

by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012

temporary break up

When you break up for a week to decide if u want to break up or stay together

Look I think we need a temporary break up😔

by 015609kitkay December 29, 2016

Break-Up Stutterer

When you break-up with a person. They enter a state of confusion and begin stuttering as they try to either defend themselves or make you feel gulity.

Steve: Hello Linda
Linda: Why Hello Steve my darling. How are you?
Steve: Quite fine. Linda we need to talk.
Linda: What is it my love?
Steve: We're breaking up.
Linda: Wh-Wh-Why are yo-yo-you br-breaking u-u-u-up with m-m-m-me?
Steve: For many reasons but right now because you are stuttering. Your a Break-Up Stutterer.
Linda: Th-TH-This is bull-bull-bull-bullshit.

by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009

Cheese Pizza Break-up

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Break-Up Blog

N. When a girl writes a blog on myspace/tumblr/blogger right after breaking up with a girlfriend or even just a friend about how backstabbing the person was and how they don't care about them. Usually includes cussing and insulting.

Amy: Did you read Jane's break-up blog?
Joe: No.. why?
Amy: She totally dissed Jack and called him a cock-sucking tosser!

by ej.speaks February 21, 2010