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Breakfast of Champions 

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.
Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut
Breakfast of Champions by Benska December 2, 2003

Breakfast Burrito 

when a man shoves a piece of bacon up a girls ass and fucks it. It takes place in the morning
damn that breakfast burrito was amazing today
Breakfast Burrito by tinkolot October 20, 2009

Breakfast in bed head 

(verb) The act of waking up and receiving breakfast in bed with a surprise, head. Normally you are getting head while you sleep and wake up to realize your wet dream is real.
(Great for birthday presents!)
You'll never guess what my mom gave me for my birthday this morning!...Breakfast in bed head!

Breakfast Burn

The act of lighting a joint in the morning to kickstart your day
Leo had to wake up at 6 to take the 2 hour bus ride to school, so he decided to have a quick breakfast burn to get him ready for the day.
Breakfast Burn by Leonard Hofmann December 3, 2007

breakfast face 

Someone who has a face that looks like a plate of breakfast. Two over-easy eggs for eyes, and one or two strips of bacon for a mouth. Frequently, you can find breakfast faces at the restaurant IHOP. This is ironic, because of the breakfast faces they serve there. Their breakfast face is pancakes fruit and whipped topping as facial features.
used in a sentence: "That girl's got breakfast face."
breakfast face by BearSuit February 23, 2008

Breakfast Drink 

Vodka mixed into a almost half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice.
Breakfast Drink

1. Almost Half bottle of Tropicana Orange Juice
2. Any Vodka
3. Pour as much vodka into the Orange Juice
4. Drink and enjoy
Breakfast Drink by Oooo weeee November 11, 2012