Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.
Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.
by NavelBoy August 31, 2014
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Second Breakfast

Something invented by hobbits.
Comes before lunch and after breakfast.
Guy 1: I think we'll have second breakfast.
Guy 2: Good idea.
by Luke the Blockhead August 25, 2022
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Bachelors Breakfast

When a single man bangs the chick he did last night instead of eating breakfast.
by bang blake December 31, 2008
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Boston Breakfast

When you fill her pussy with cereal, then punch her in the stomach so hard it comes shooting back into your mouth.
Mike: Hey bro, how was your night?
Davis: Pretty great, I took my girl out for Boston Breakfast
by Kernobog March 12, 2019
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Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.
Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast
by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019
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Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.
Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh
by BnSDemon March 05, 2023
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Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.
by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019
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