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Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.
After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.
by AnonPa December 6, 2013
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Breakfast Orgy

A Breakfast Orgy (also known as a B.O.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in sexual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. This may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (Specifically during the hours that Chick-fila serves breakfast)
John: Bro, let's invite Susan to our Breakfast Orgy on Wednesday.

Jim: Ok, but tell her not to bring those muffins again. I'm lactose intolerant.
by Bob7145 October 13, 2016
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Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.
I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.
by Edgar Christianson February 2, 2017
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breakdance

Breakdance is also known as Bboying(break boying), it is one of the hiphop elements. Breakdance has alot of moves that we can show though toprocking, footwork, powermoves and our own style if we have one.
It has no real rules, as we can develope our own style and have our own way to breakdance. You can even use some of the martal arts, gymnastics etc. in breakdance.

Breakdance is an hard and a great dance.
franch & korea has alot of good breakdancers..
by Bboy some1.. March 25, 2008
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breadfan

a song by 70's rock 'n' roll band Budgie, which was later covered by Metallica. Both will rock your socks.
a) Yo man, i went to the Budgie reunion concert last night. They played Breadfan, it was sweet!

b) breadfan open up your mind, open your bones, open your purse, never never gonna lose it.
by Randal Leadbelcher October 11, 2006
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Breakfast Theater

Watching your very sexy girlfriend/boyfriend undress and dress in the morning as she/he is getting ready to go to work. Or, if you're a Peeping Tom, watching your sexy neighbor dress and undress in the morning.
My girlfriend is so hot. She performed Breakfast Theater for me while I was eating my Cheerios.

I can't go to work without watching Breakfast Theater first. My neighbor has a hot body!
by wandafish April 8, 2010
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Asian Breakfast Wakeup

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.
That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.
by ChevayChase April 11, 2015
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