Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.

Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast

by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019

Breakfast Bear

a.k.a. Black Bear Diner, Breakfast Bear is prob THE most clutch spot to get your body the nourishment it needs after a long, hard night of drinking - or any type of partying for that matter - only as long as it's long and hard though (that's what she said).

John: Dude...I am sooooooo hungover. I can't even believe that I'm even awake right now.

Pete/ Dude: I know, right?! I actually think I'm still drunk.

Randy: (walks out scratching himself) Fuck! I just threw up a little bit. I'm doin, better now...hey Pete, why don't pack the pipe, dude!?

John: For real bro, shit! What's taking you so long?!

***smokes weed***

Randy: Hey dudes, you know would be so awesome right now?

Pete: BREAKFAST BEAR!!!!

John: Ya...BREAKFAST BEAR!

by weezy_beezy May 15, 2009

Tart's Breakfast

A Redbull and a cigarette.

I'm fucking starving, all I've had today is a Tart's Breakfast.

What's that?

A Redbull and a fag.

by Pripper September 13, 2010

Singing Breakfast

Throwing up after a heavy night on the sauce.

I shouldn't have drunk all that baileys last night.i was up at 5 for the singing breakfast!

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

breakfast chips

The flakes of dried jizz stickin around after a night of good lovin.

After a fun night of sexy times, Matt cleaned off his stomach with a dishrag, then proceeded to dry the dishes with the rag. Now everyone in the house has eaten Matt's breakfast chips.

by liveMike August 04, 2017

Georgian Breakfast

A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).

Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast

by 960xxx October 20, 2021

Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017