The Brad Pitt Theory

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

Braden

the most amazing guy IN THE WORLD.

He's sweet, cute, handsome, awesome, sensitive, hilarious, comfortable to be around, fun/easy to talk to, great to be around, has gorgeous brown eyes, and i wouldn't ever want anyone else but him. Every girl in the world should want him, he's everything a girl would ever want and should NEVER let go. I know i won't (:
I'm absolutely in love with you,

Braden:" i love you and i don't just say that out of habit, i love you more everyday."

by iloveyou<3<3 October 23, 2011

Brad St. Cloud

1) A person who plays catch with a baseball in the forest with his dead brother.

2) A total douchebag
3) A squinty eyed fuck who talks to dead people.

1) Hey Joe, who you talking to? You Brad St. Cloud fuck.
2) Your such a Brad St. Cloud
3) Hey Brad St. Cloud, you talking to the dead again.

by bahaha123 September 8, 2010

brad

a Brad is a guy that has a heart of gold. His intentions are full of love compassion and care. He shines everywhere he goes. He wishes he could have changed life to be nicer for you always. He always fights for the underdog. He pretends that people being nasty to each other doesn't matter but the truth is he finds it hard to understand how people can be so nasty. He gets carried away trying to look after people and see people having a nice time so much cracking jokes to see them smile so much that he finds it hard to keep track of time. The truth is he just wishes the world would smile and laugh. He is unreliable because he needs to be helping people when he needs to be. Secretly he doesn't feel good enough most of the time. He wishes his father cared more about him. He is tormented by bad memories from the past. If you ever know a Brad you are very lucky. Remind him that he is very special and he is just as god would hope - someone that sees beyond the physical person to the soul with in and just wants to see that soul shine and smile and laugh.

That guy just came in and said Hi how are you to that fat lady and then gave the man with no teeth a hug and made a joke and bought him a beer.
Yeah thats Brad he wont be home on time but he will make those peoples day!

by wordfromyamumma January 25, 2014

Brad Phillips

Hi IQ guy with good looks and great attitude.

That guy is like Brad Phillips

by b-rad fill lips hehe July 28, 2011

BRADCLiFF

The coolest, newest, youngest kid that joins your older group of friends. Usually given as a nickname because no one cares what his real name is.

"Hey BRADCLiFF, get over here"
"Ahhhh, fuck."

by BRADCLiFF January 27, 2009

Braden

A guy that’s fairly weird in his own way. The type of guy to be gay but act like he isn’t to seem cool and not a total dweeb to his friends. Braden’s are sometimes funny but most of the time corny and repetitive but also can cheer you up and will always listen to girl problems.

Oh god it’s Braden again...

by BearBeatZz August 24, 2019