The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.
Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.
by Arrackon May 29, 2010
this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
"my bowels are betraying me"
by ZeekeyPooPie February 21, 2025
(N). eng.; the act of receiveing fellatio from your spouse after they forget to lock the door while they are making a bowel movement.
Are you familiar with the blumpkin?
"Yeah sure, who isn't?"
Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
"Yeah sure, who isn't?"
Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
by Broskiniwitcz May 23, 2014
The act of inserting a "whip" (vaporizer inhalation tube) into the anal orifice and 'Vaping' (inhaling the vapor of) Cannabis through the act of heating the dry herb, stopping before the point of combustion.
Ex.1: Jeff turned on the vaporizer, it heated up, and Everyone , anus out, lined up to take "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."
Ex.2: sometimes you don't want to share the same anal whip when taking "bowel hits."
by Deviant 4321 December 31, 2016
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Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
by Arnie Grape May 19, 2021