stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.

"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"

by kool4id November 06, 2024

Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.

"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"

by 6tee9er August 08, 2022

to salt both sides of the pretzel

To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."

John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.

by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010

Hug with both hands

To choke someone.

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.

by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023

both mitts

Slang for the combination of vaginal sex and anal sex in the same session, or at least in the same relationship.

He banged her in both mitts.

by slette July 20, 2017

both cheeks

A fully-completed work; twice as much work as doing it half-assed.

"I could just do a half-assed job of covering the topic in 3 minutes, but I'm going to try to give you both cheeks here."

by IppikiRouka October 14, 2018

both

when a pair of individuals are talking and have a thing

"what are you guys?" "oh we are both"

by skippytheboys March 28, 2017