sussy bonker

when someone is either sucking balls or is just sus

bro what are you doing you sussy bonker

by sussy bonker balls May 13, 2022

mondo bonkers

intense severe utmost high maximum top ultimate uttermost consummate highest maximal supreme level of craziness.

Wow dude! That was mondo bonkers. (surfer dude accent)

by strememondobokers May 19, 2022

I have bonkers

If your parents are out. And you have the house to yourself, you have bonkers.

"I have bonkers to night so I will throw a party."
"I have bonkers come over."

by eswn September 4, 2020

Oh my bonkers

When something catches you off guard and you have no idea how to express your emotions.

friend: My cat died today.
you: Oh My Bonkers!!

by bunnyfox' July 26, 2021

blinker beat

When the blink of the indicators on a car matches up with the beat of a song on the radio

PIMP 1: "Damn bitch, dis shit is mother fucking BLINKER BEATing to my home dawg fiddy cent"

PIMP 2: "yep my indicators be pimpin"

by doodledip August 19, 2009

bonkercockie

Offbeat or slightly crazy or amusing,
When something goes wrong,
A greeting or goodbye reserved for someone of whom you are especially fond.

A fantastic concert would be described as "Totally Bonkercockie" or "What a Bonkercockie evening"
"It's all gone bonkercockie" would be used to describe a task which begins well but fails at the final hurdle.
Bonkercockie - A Humorous farewell.

by Ian Mullinger December 21, 2006

bonkered

when someone has passed out and you slap them mercilessly with your junk

dude that kid Dom fell asleep last night eating olives and we bonkered the shit out of him so bad he had mushroom tats all over his face.

by charlie brooks January 2, 2008